nayx:

*goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now.  i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this

henzolin:

I’ve made this design available to purchase as a T-shirt, and prints!
http://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/Henzypoo/

henzolin:

I’ve made this design available to purchase as a T-shirt, and prints!

http://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/Henzypoo/

raise your hand if you confused aesthetic attraction with sexual attraction when trying to find out if you were asexual/demisexual/grey-a
remember to drink lots of water, because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population

i-effed-it-all-up:

nah sorry i cant go out tonight, i have plans to spiral into uncontrollable anxiety starting in the early evening and ending at roughly 3 am

THE PUG’S NAME WAS MAX OKAY HE WAS SO CUTE. ALL THE DOGS WERE CUTE IT WAS SO HARD FOR ME NOT TO SCREAM DOG DOG DOG AT ALL OF THEM WHILE I AGGRESSIVELY YET GENTLY PET THEM. Like holy hell I am still excited from the dogs.

Like I don’t think you understand I got to pet all the doge and there was a stupid cute little smooshy meatball of a pug puppy there and I just oh god doge overload I really hope they hire me.

Oh my god that was quite possibly the best interview I’ve been to because dOGES. ALL THE DOGE.

Meet the Blogger

tagged by a loser named fitz-face.

Rules: just insert your answers to the questions below. Tag some people and hopefully they will do it too.

Name: Mortimer

Nicknames: Mort, Mortimus, Morty, Mojo. (Really any variation of Mort.)

Birthday: February 8th.

Gender: Male.

Sexuality: Panromantic Grey Asexual.

Height: 5’10”

Current Time Zone: Eastern Standard Time.

Current Date: September 18th

Last thing I googled: Onésime; I forgot what the name meaning was so I had to google it. :III

My most used phrases: You’re face is a [insert whatever person has said to me] or I can’t.

Favorite Beverage: Currently Ginger Ale.

First word that comes to mind: Goldfish? Idk I’m listening to Pink Floyd, what do you want from me.

Place that makes me happy & why: Probably an art store, because there’s so much cool stuff and I usually wanna buy it all. Or a book store. Either are very hazardous to my wallet.

Number of blankets I sleep under: One sheet in the summer and 238479875 in the winter because the more blankets the better.

Last movie I saw in the Theater: Guardians of The Galaxy.

3 things I can’t live without: My phone, my therapist, my meds.

Something I plan on learning: ASL (American Sign Language).

…And I guess I’ll tag airraiser, macidthediamondlynx, urpz, and hobbithullabaloo!

callumrothwell-mywaves:

Rafael Mantesso - Brazilian Illustrator and Artist.

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